TONGUE TWISTING POEMS

She was commonly nominated For her M&Ms that demonstrated Abdominally sophisticated And perfectly administrated perfection that was indicated By the times that it was imitated But not completely duplicated By the many who insinuated The complexity was overstated But finally they were most persuaded Though to admit it yes they hated That she had a gift most underrated Of making the M&Ms they ated.

A big black bear bit a big black bug and the big black bug bled black blood.

I never smelled a smelt that smelled like that smelt smelled

Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles. If Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, Sifted a sieve of unsifted thistles, Where is the sieve of un-sifted thistles Theophilus Thistle, the Thistle Sifter, sifted?

Moses supposes his toeses are roses, but Moses supposes erroneously; for nobody's toeses are poses of roses, as Moses supposes his toeses to be.

Esau Wood sawed wood. Esau Wood would saw wood with a wood saw. Esau's wood saw would saw wood! One day, Wood's wood saw would saw no wood, so Wood sought a wood saw that would. Then, Wood saw a wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw wood sawed wood. So Wood sought the wood saw that sawed wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw ever sawed. Now Wood saws wood with the wood saw Wood saw saw wood as no wood saw Wood ever saw would wood saw wood.

A tutor who tooted the flute tried to tutor two tooters to toot. Said the two to their tutor: "Is it harder to toot, Or to tutor two tooters to toot?"

A skunk sat on a stump and thunk the stump stunk, but the stump thunk the skunk stunk.

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck If a woodchuck could chuck wood? He would chuck, he would, as much as he could, And chuck as much as a woodchuck would If a woodchuck could chuck wood.

She sells seashells by the seashore. The shells she sells are surely seashells. So if she sells shells on the seashore, I'm sure she sells seashore shells.

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? If Peter Piper Picked a peck of pickled peppers, Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Perspicacious Polly Perkins purchased Peter's product And peddled pickles to produce a pretty profit!

Mr. See owned a saw. And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw Before Soar saw See, Which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw Before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

A tree-toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree-toad, But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree-toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree-toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree-toad trod. But the two-toed tree-toad tried in vain; He couldn't please her whim. From her tree-toad bower, With her three-toed power, The she-toad vetoed him.

Ned Nott was shot and Sam Shott was not. So it is better to be Shott than Nott. Some say Nott was not shot. But Shott says he shot Nott. Either the shot Shott shot at Nott was not shot, Or Nott was shot. If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, Nott was shot. But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, Then Shott was shot, not Nott. However, the shot Shott shot shot not Shott, but Nott.

Betty Botter had some butter, "But," she said, "this butter's bitter. If I bake this bitter butter, It would make my batter bitter. But a bit of better butter, That would make my batter better." So she bought a bit of butter – Better than her bitter butter – And she baked it in her batter; And the batter was not bitter. So 'twas better Betty Botter Bought a bit of better butter.

One Smart Fellow, He Felt Smart. Two Smart Fellows, They Felt Smart. Three Smart Fellows, And They All Felt Smart.

A flea and a fly in a flue Said the fly "Oh what should we do" Said the flea" Let us fly Said the fly "Let us flee" So they flew through a flaw in the flue

A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree. He was a two-toed tree toad But a three-toed toad was she. The two-toed tree toad tried to win The three-toed she-toad's heart, For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground That the three-toed tree toad trod. But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain. He couldn't please her whim. From her tree toad bower With her three-toed power The she-toad vetoed him.

Betty Boughter bought some butter But she said the butter's bitter If I put it in my batter It will make my batter bitter But a bit of better butter will make it better than the bitter butter So she bought a bit of better butter And put it in her batter And her batter was not bitter So t'was Betty Boughter bought a bit if better butter and put it in her batter and her batter was not bitter.

I thought a thought. But the thought I thought wasn't the thought I thought I thought. If the thought I thought I thought had been the thought I thought, I wouldn't have thought so much.

If you understand, say "understand". If you don't understand, say "don't understand". But if you understand and say "don't understand". How do I understand that you understand? Understand!

Mr. See owned a saw. Mr. Soar owned a seesaw. Now, See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw before Soar saw See, which made Soar sore. Had Soar seen See's saw before See sawed Soar's seesaw, See's saw would not have sawed Soar's seesaw. So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw. But it was sad to see Soar so sore just because See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.

Once a fellow met a fellow In a field of beans. Said a fellow to a fellow, "If a fellow asks a fellow, Can a fellow tell a fellow What a fellow means?"

You've no need to light a night-light On a light night like tonight, For a night-light's light's a slight light, And tonight's a night that's light. When a night's light, like tonight's light, It is really not quite right To light night-lights with their slight lights On a light night like tonight.